Gooner's Diary

Friends.

The good thing.

True friends will always be by your side whether you are right or wrong.

The bad thing.

True friends will always be by your side wether you are right or wrong.

Redneck

Funny when you were in a working society, all you know was to talk about work related topics. Work loads, red tape, paycheck, taxes, EPF, all those topic that seems remote and alien to you a few years back. No matter you were hanging out at a bar, having dinner with your friends, chit chatting with your girlfriend or even on the phone with your spouses, the subject wouldn’t stray too far.

Yes, there’s an occasional talk in between about football or tsunami or anything rather then what happened in your office cycle, but it’ll eventually come back to “did your boss treat your right” or “do they pay your OT” so on and so forth. It’s like throwing a boomerang out in the open. These topics would be your second to none priority in any conversation because it’s always work with a big fat W that lingered, running back and forth in your brain section. It’s a normal symptom I conclude so nothing much you can do about it.

Conclusion denied. Still have loads of complaining to do, so bare with me for a sec. So, all and all, I have 2 things that bothered me the most.

• Work piles. Its include, black and white, beyond logic procedures, next to stupid policy, systems from the year 200 BC.

How to handle it?

I actually don’t have that much of a problem with even though the amount of it are hypothetically twice my head. It’s the tools and workflow that generated all the fuss. But end of the day, you’ll finish it off and it will be done and dusted. “Slowly but surely”.

• Annoying people.

This is what complicates the matter. In fact, these 2 problems have a strong correlation.

How to handle it?

This, by all mean cannot be solved. You can’t just “finish” them off. They are super Homo sapiens, a hybrid species that make out today and get a triplet tomorrow. You can’t shackle them off your shoulder because they’ll be around even thought you are seeking refugee in Alaska.

Seriously, how exactly to handle it?

No chance. You just have to live with it.

How I pray for the day that I can just Ctrl+Alt+Delete them. Oh, and emptied my trash bin too.

Epitomizer

You know you're getting older when puking on your friend shoes felt so disgusting. Used to called it "Friday Night" though. Now, it just like you realize that your getting fatter when people start calling you "Bob".

World is full of "signboard", don't step on your paddle too much, you might missed it and choose the wrong turn.

eL.O.Vi.iE

Love is no easy walk in the park. It ain’t that often you’ll catch a sunny days. Sometimes you step on a dog shit. Sometimes you stumbled upon the sidewalk or get stung by a bee or stuck in the bushes. The other time, you fell into the pond. But, no matter how much you’ve been torn inside out, you keep coming back for more cause you know, that eventually you’ll get to pick out the best roses and keep it to your self for the rest of your life.

Love, Chuck Taylor.

I'm not into politics, really but I'm gonna cast my vote to any party that come up with suggestion that every public washroom must be accommodate with musics.

Why do toilet has to be quiet?

I really don't fancy it. Not in a spooky sense but the fact that you actually can hear everything that's happening in it. Every single sounds, every single 'drop'. You don't want people grinning at you when you walk out from the toilet cubicles, don't you?

By the way, why do toilet cubicles must have a gap between the door and the floor?

I don't fancy it either. See, you co-workers tend to recognize your shoes nonetheless if you have a weird understanding of 'smart casual'. Since I'm the only one who wore white Chuck Taylor that looked like it haven't been wash since the Roman Empire, it easier to guess when I'm in the cubicles.

Next thing you know you'll received an email saying "Hey, nice pooping job. Very expressive".


When is the next voting season?

Helmet Appolo

Fak aku buat Mat Rempit makin bertambah.

Pelik. Ada jugak yang bagi sokongan secara tak langsung pada mereka.

Tak faham. Macam mana filem macam Remp-it, KL menjerit dan Bohsia boleh terhasil.
Motif. Menyedarkan masyarakat warga penonton.
Pundek la. Dah lapis itu yang ramai. Memang itu target market korang. Kan?

Macam ni punya cerita pun laku?
Penuh panggung la kiranya.
Memang Mat Rempit dabik dada la. Lagi laju dia henjut moto. Lagi tambah la nafsu pelesit.
Balik nanti test la, apa lagi.

Kalau ko berlanggar sesama sendiri tungging terus mampus masuk dalam gaung aku tak kesah sangat. Ko yang pilih jalan tu.

Buat aku lagi menyirap, bila orang yang lalu kat situ dengan niat nak sampai ke destinasi, tak pasal-pasal jadi mangsa.

Kehendak tuhan memang tak boleh sangkal. Perlu ada redha. Mesti ada hikmah.


Buat la lagi cerita ceriti untuk Mat-mat ni mendabik dada. Senang mereka mau jalan kengkang dengan helmet appolo di kepala. Lapang sikit hati mereka nak angkat taya depan dari Sogo sampai Dataran.


Masih lagi tak faham.

WTF * Dah Pandai Pakai Shortform

Si adik "Adik" melangsungkan perkahwinan. Si ibu "Ibu" sibuk urus segala. Si kakak "Kakak" pulang dari jauh bersama suami "Menantu" dan dibenarkan majikan bercuti selama 2 minggu. Kebetulan menantu ada mensyuarat tergempar di kota raya, jadi pulang bercuti berbekalkan satu sut baju formal. Tiba aral, menantu diberitahu ada 2 menyuarat perlu dihadiri selang beberapa hari selepas mensyuarat pertama.


Menantu : Mana baju yang i pakai hari tu?

Kakak : Tanya mak.

Menantu : Mak, mana baju yang saya pakai hari tu?

Ibu : Dalam bakul baju kotor, tak basuh lagi.

Kakak : Kenapa mak tak basuh hah?!!

Rantai Suwey

Haram. Betul la cakap cikgu Ong (Cikgu Biologi masa aku Form 5), kita hidup dalam kitaran biologi dan bermacam macam rantaian yang membuatkan semua benda kat dunia ni memerlukan satu sama lain. Kan cikgu Ong kan?

One thing led to another. What actually happen given what condition with every factors would be very effective although in a very small portion.

Apa daa.

Tapi betul beb. Semua benda memang berkait, berantai. Ala macam rantai makanan tu. Kalau permulaan hari dah suwey, sumbang, sial sampai habis hari la ko tetap dengan suwey, sumbang dan sial ko.

Kadang2 boleh membawak sampai seminggu. Bergantung.

Lagi liat rantai hidup ko lagi lame la kot.

Kat situ la kita boleh test iman. Samada kita patuh pada kehendakNya dan berusaha mengelakkan musibah yang lebih haru biru atau mencarut caci segala penyebab kekalutan.

Aku? Tak sempurna mana.
Selalu menidak takdir.
"Kan bagus kalau aku tak pernah jumpa dia"
"Kalau aku masuk kiri mesti tak jadi macam ni"

KALAU

Oh kat sini jugak la the Laws of Biology, applies. Ingat kata cikgu Ong, benda hidup bergantung diantara satu sama lain.

Futurama

My first entry of the year. New book, new chapter, again, resolutions? Nah, i don't think so but I'm glad I'm here to witness and get through the last 365 days. Oh with half of it, hibernated.

While I'm still dwelling between hard work and beginners luck , 2008 has done its 'touchdown' ladies and gentlemen and yet the world is still crowded with ignorant people. Nothing changed. Poverty, hunger, disease, war, scandals, bribery, fraud, name it.

I'm not being prejudice or trying to be some sort of saint or the voices of rebellions or whatever, not at all. Okay, yes, there have been changes. Sky scrapper getting taller and taller, Hollywood becoming extremely exclusive and out of reach, ozone are thickening and uh is there's an alien discovered on Mars?

Am being too harsh isn't it? No?

Let see, a political fireworks and a massive economic big bang would suited the year 2008 definitions.


Happy New Year

* By the way, doesn't we suppose to be hovering around with flying cars wearing futuristic clothes and accompanied by a robotic maid? Not yet? Uh, okay then. I'm not far behind.

Without Wax

Did you know that the word sincere is originated from Latin word sen Serra that means without wax?

This sen Serra thingy started back in Galileo's time centuries ago where peeps raced to create beautiful statue and sculpture to present it to their emperor or for academic reasons. So, sometimes when there is a foul on their masterpiece, they will cover it with wax. By that time, every artwork that has no slack at all, meanings true form of it without any added compartment are called sen Serra', without wax.

Now you know what sincerely stands for rite? The true meaning behind the word.



Without wax,

Haidar