Knock-Knock Jokes

Walking past my mates room this morning when i saw him in one of his yoga position, strange but quiet comfortable for him to sleep i guess. Hate to wake him up so i tried to walk with minimum capacity of sounds emission. Mission of the day, picked eamy up from town. I totally missed her this week so i offered myself to grabbed the tasked. She's just arrived from KL and will be going to Redang Island at 10 o'clock. Out of topics again. haha

Back to knock-knock. I've borrowed my friends car for this mission, tuned in to Hitz.Fm while i was driving and lighting up my cigarettes. A few morning wake up songs was been played, not much. "what do you expect from a radio station?". I started increased the volume when its time for Dj Rudy and JJ cause they always come out.. err..i mean on air with some crazy games and lucky me this time, Knock-Knock Joke.

This is how the game was played:

Dj Rudy : Knock-knock!!
Dj JJ : Who's there?
Dj Rudy : Police
Dj JJ : Police who?
Dj Rudy : Police (P-lease) let me in!!!

get it? ok, there's one more.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Walter.
Walter who?
Walter (what-are) you doing in my house?

get it or not? The words in the bracket is how you pronounces it.
one more...

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda (won-der) where i left my keys!!

Fun isn't it? I ended up smiling ears to ears along the road. Great morning!!