Epitomizer

You know you're getting older when puking on your friend shoes felt so disgusting. Used to called it "Friday Night" though. Now, it just like you realize that your getting fatter when people start calling you "Bob".

World is full of "signboard", don't step on your paddle too much, you might missed it and choose the wrong turn.

A Letter to Zimbabwe

Dear Mama Ape,

Life in Malaysia is great. I'm having a good time jumping here and there. Its really not the same back in Zimbabwe, i mean, the weather and all is totally different. Really warm and cozy out here and rain pour down almost everyday. But i do feel like home except for the fact that i keep falling down from the tree cause its too slippery. Felt awkward at first cause Malaysian are a big fan of apes hence been followed by paparazzi everywhere i went. Just like in Zimbabwe, only the different is they carrying a camera instead of sling gun.

Ouh, the good thing is, they gave me food instead of trying to catch me and turn me into some exotic dishes. By the way i heard from Facebook that our neighbours has been killed and his brain has been sucked out by hunters, is that true? So really sorry to hear that. Send my regard to Uncle Chimpanzee. His sons was a very god chimp.

I think that's all for now. I really enjoy staying here so I'm planning not to go back so soon. Give Daddy Ape a good hugs and kisses for me will ya?

Your son,

Apes.

Hands In My Pocket

eL.O.Vi.iE

Love is no easy walk in the park. It ain’t that often you’ll catch a sunny days. Sometimes you step on a dog shit. Sometimes you stumbled upon the sidewalk or get stung by a bee or stuck in the bushes. The other time, you fell into the pond. But, no matter how much you’ve been torn inside out, you keep coming back for more cause you know, that eventually you’ll get to pick out the best roses and keep it to your self for the rest of your life.

Love, Chuck Taylor.

I'm not into politics, really but I'm gonna cast my vote to any party that come up with suggestion that every public washroom must be accommodate with musics.

Why do toilet has to be quiet?

I really don't fancy it. Not in a spooky sense but the fact that you actually can hear everything that's happening in it. Every single sounds, every single 'drop'. You don't want people grinning at you when you walk out from the toilet cubicles, don't you?

By the way, why do toilet cubicles must have a gap between the door and the floor?

I don't fancy it either. See, you co-workers tend to recognize your shoes nonetheless if you have a weird understanding of 'smart casual'. Since I'm the only one who wore white Chuck Taylor that looked like it haven't been wash since the Roman Empire, it easier to guess when I'm in the cubicles.

Next thing you know you'll received an email saying "Hey, nice pooping job. Very expressive".


When is the next voting season?

I Will Listen to Dur dur Next Time

Hate it when the whole Malaysian get to enjoy their holiday, the road is empty like it was haunted by a heart eating monster and the weather is picture perfect while i have to get my ass off to work. Its not that easy carrying your ass around the floor especially when you have this comfortable Sultan's mattress and a room that you cant really tell is it a day or night from inside.

However i managed to cut the slack after a few discussions with my alter ego which by the way i name him Dur dur. Arrived at the office an hour late i happily burst into the meeting room while they were talking about punctuality (I've got this problem for ages). Perfect. Nice timing brother. It got even worst when i have to sit down with 'no, I'm not the guilty party face' and act like the late coming issues doesn't concern me.

Ouh, how i wish i had listen to Dur dur.

Anyway, there's still plenty of reasons to be cheerful though or at least it seems like it.

A. After a few postponement about the whole migration thingy, i finally received the confirmation that I'll be flying out to London comes May and at the back of it all they actually are considering to further my stay to 6 months. Eamy is going to Belgium on June, and i couldn't help but imagining how it would be up there with your best friend on your side, the same side of the globe and I'm pretty sure I'm going to visit her nonetheless.

B. How would you react if you boss fiance told you that your voice is really soft and sounds very romantic on the phones? Well, it is something uncanny and pleasing about it. Like being a red apples sitting together with a bunch of green apples and please that someone actually eat you thinking your are one of the green apple. ?? You know what i mean. My girlfriend would be surprise if I'll be on the phone with her a little bit longer after this, just to make sure she catch the romantic voice of mine.

C. Speaking of my girlfriend (still feeling a lil' awkward at times when i said it), the other reason being is I'm having a lunch with her tomorrow and she said she have a surprise for me and my new house. I only like surprises only if its turn out to be good. Yes, i often ask too much and I've been pushing the limit since.

Anyhow, cant wait to meet her like i cant wait to see the back of Friday.


See ya gorgeous!