Knock-Knock Jokes

Walking past my mates room this morning when i saw him in one of his yoga position, strange but quiet comfortable for him to sleep i guess. Hate to wake him up so i tried to walk with minimum capacity of sounds emission. Mission of the day, picked eamy up from town. I totally missed her this week so i offered myself to grabbed the tasked. She's just arrived from KL and will be going to Redang Island at 10 o'clock. Out of topics again. haha

Back to knock-knock. I've borrowed my friends car for this mission, tuned in to Hitz.Fm while i was driving and lighting up my cigarettes. A few morning wake up songs was been played, not much. "what do you expect from a radio station?". I started increased the volume when its time for Dj Rudy and JJ cause they always come out.. err..i mean on air with some crazy games and lucky me this time, Knock-Knock Joke.

This is how the game was played:

Dj Rudy : Knock-knock!!
Dj JJ : Who's there?
Dj Rudy : Police
Dj JJ : Police who?
Dj Rudy : Police (P-lease) let me in!!!

get it? ok, there's one more.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Walter.
Walter who?
Walter (what-are) you doing in my house?

get it or not? The words in the bracket is how you pronounces it.
one more...

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda (won-der) where i left my keys!!

Fun isn't it? I ended up smiling ears to ears along the road. Great morning!!

that sundays i hate

owh thank god, its finally Sunday!! finally a weekdays in terengganu i suppose! after not so glory weekend I've get trough yesterday, i pictured today was not going to vary much of it. i kind of remembered how i used to hate Sunday very much back then. way back my school age i mean. why? crazy answers, because Sundays end up every good moment of my weekend.

okay lets start with this, i was in the boarding school since i was form 1. so i guess the hostel life is a memorably sweet as we share almost everything. yes!! everything!! you woke up in the morning and you'll see the same faces through out the day until you close your eyes back. we share the same spirits, the same activities, same stories, same madness, and i hell know that weekend is something that we'll want it to last longer. there's always a plan. especially when we were seniors. i don't have to be more specifics about the dirty works, do i?

owh I'm sorry, back on Sundays issues. to wake on Sundays meanings, that tonight i probably have to march to my class, searching my homework, and don't get a chance to throw my ass out from the chair. pardon me, but Sunday's dishes are often very sucks, as long as i can remember. we all hate Sundays. to know that you have to wake up early tomorrow morning, get your locker clean up from any evidence that might cause you trouble. i have to find my ties, my matrix card, comb my hair proper and just to make sure that teachers didn't have a slickest chances to scold you even if they wanted to so much. "bad boys will bring viruses to school". those word are still lingered in my ears till now. hahaha.. but i never blame them. its what they do that makes me who i am now. hehe, not so perfect i guess, but i sure know i can serve the community.

enough of that Sundays!!!

lean on me

sometimes in our life,

we all have pain, we all have sorrow,

but if we are wise,

we know that there's always tomorrow.

...

lean on me, when you not strong,

I'll be your friend, I'll help you carry on,

it wont be long, till I'm gonna need,

somebody to lean on.

...

call on me brother, if you need a hand,

we all need somebody to lean on,

i just might have a problem, that you'll understand,

we all need somebody to lean on.

...

- # Micheal Bolton

insane and pain

I'm not insane! i know nothing about insane!
pain? erm..

actually, ni cuma a part of my opinion jek.

you see, problems cannot be solved by pain! please, thank god if we had any problem. that's help us realize what we want in our life. did u ever though that our 'insanenitythoughfully' problems is nothing more compare to what we get daily?

erm, i mean, come on lar. jangan demand banyak sangat.
kire ok what?
we still have air to breathe,
eyes to see,
and even earth to rock on!!
so why worried too much?

life is short if you notice hahaha,
make it worth..
what else?

entri ni bukan bertujuan offensive!!

peace evolution

nk pegi..

band sume best2..

tp..

merq, blanja aku?

hee..

boley kah?

honey & sugar

totally cool!! hahaha i wouldn't expect it would turn out to be like this, but every group was so damn stunning i mean by their hard effort. two thumbs up to all my mates in english class. last night was our last english class. our lecturer, Dr. Nuraien looks so pretty as she always were. Thanks Dr. for being rally nice to us and the fact that she was so nice make her look even more prettier. hope she'll keep it up that way.

okay, this is how it all started.

1. each group are assigned to prepared an english song
2. present it on the last english class (that is last night)
3. freestyle

the hell of performance last night!!! hehe.. everyone was so happy during the class. they participated well, supporting each other and surprisingly even though some of them are not so good in it, (singing) they have tried their best to completed the task. good for them. walking tall baby, walking tall.

and the rest is history. really gonna miss it.

p/s : my group sang honey & sugar

crossroad blues

hati ni tak keruan la!! lg 3 minggu jek aku kt sni, then i'm done!!

plan lepas ni?

i dunno...

ish, hobi aku ialah berjalan-jalan. itu saje bakat yg aku ade disamping shopping dgn sepenuh jiwa. for me, aku prefer nk sambung master drpd menonong carik keja dan mati kebosanan.

malas!!

but, nk further, kne la banyak menyimpan, dengan kata lain pergerakan aku akan agak terbatas!! scholarship? erm, ntah!! ade yg ditawarkan..
kalo murah rezeki dpt la..

kalo x, terpakse la aku cr keja..
tp,
yg menyenangkan aku nk berjalan..

pening!!
confuse!!

help!!

sympathetic

is it good when you are in front of someone that have done a terrible things to you, and you don't have guts to look him/her in his/her eyes and tell him/her about how stupid it is for he/her to perform that act?

its not that i got scared or something, but i just cant!! i felt pity for him/her. i always do. I'm too lenient. whatever.

maybe that's why i always been picked up by somebody. that somebody sure knows how to used me alright..

plz, just used your brain instead of your knees. no offend, but i believe that's how it work.

movie marathon

I've just finished watching titanic this morning.. finally...because i was looking forward to it since last month and i didn't have a chance to do that. feels so good to watched Ross and Jack in action hahaaha. everything seems so amazing, the story line, the probes, the soundtracks. of course I've seen the movie before but it was way back then when i was just 12 years old!! all that i remembered was i end up crying when Jack died. hahaha..silly isn't it?

but, to know that they are so proud of the ship make me very sick. they said that the god himself cannot sink the titanic. would you believe that? the British that time are so tied up with their feudalism and believe that every one of them had a bloodline to carry on. almost every action, every conversation was about how proud they are about titanic and how they preserve their wealth, their achievements. they are so damn arrogant!!

hate the fact that this stupid ass British once landed in our country and take control of it. ugh..
damn hate colonial era.

good bye my almost lover

# almost lover - a fine frenzy

12 months I've been side by side to her,
i know every inch of her body,
all her move and alter ego,
forced me to do what she wanted,

she didn't let me to make any mistakes,
i have to be punctual,
she denied all of my reasons,
i really cant runaway from her,

but things come and go,
we had a big argument,
i carved his face with a red pen,
tell her that she deserve it,

that's enough!!
i didn't want to see you again,
hate you for ruining my social life,
cheers to my money and my time!!

*credit to my supervisors Dr Nur Azura bt Sanusi that has been helping me to get rid of this bitch. another word, I've finally finished my thesis. yeah... free at last!!! no more virus!! no more out of control action!!! BTW, she was about to labor her first baby so i definitely hope it will be easy for her. may her and her baby will be in a good condition.

sebab busan akhirnya aku mengalah

skang neh aku tgh touch up thesis aku yang hampir siap dimana selama dua hari aku mengorbankan keperluan bersosial aku untuk bergelumang dgn benda alah neh....

tgh blur...

maen tag jap ah..

hehe..

Al yg tagged aku..

ya la, not a slap!!hehe..

lapan ke?

eyh seploh ke lapan?

lapan kot....

1. tak suka on9 gaming
2. sangat suka kasut chuck taylor
3. tak suka sayur hijau
4. impikan bertan2 kek coklat yang cair
5. bermusuh ketat dengan nyamuk dan lipas
6. suka banget nescafe o peng
7. tak suka bila gula-gula kapas aku tawar
8. tak boley berak kalo x isap rokok

dah kn?

ala nk tagg spe lg...sume da kna tagged dah...

Al, tagg kamo balik boley? hahaha..